Hey mama (flirting) /p Love ya, make sure you’re taking care of yourself, drink water, eat something if you haven’t, snuggle up real nice and cozy in your blankets while it rains.

MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE UUEGHHH UWHHH I LOVE YOU TO DEATH

Mmmmmmeeeeeeooooowwwwwww

your pt skins are so pretty and cool zomg

bro just wants a kiss

im gonna makeout with the background smirks this is so cool I love ur patreon and ur toehouse >3< GIGGLES YOURE SILLY OKAY BYE GAAAAAAAAGAGAGGAGA

i just farted lowkey

ah, the flesh pit, my favorite man-made abomination and disgrace to god ! i giggle as i take a seat before it and admire it with wide, sparkling eyes. the beauty is unmatched - nothing could ever squirm so grotesquely or whisper about uncomfortable pasts and horrid futures as well as the flesh pit. sometimes, if i lean in and listen close enough, i can hear groans of those damned to eternity within the flesh pit underneath all the obscene squelching sounds; many words unintelligible and garbled. perhaps it is not even english and rather a wretched, cursed tongue unfathomable to outsiders. every day i yearn to become one with the flesh pit. longingly, i caress the foul flesh, giggling at how it jumps and suckles at my hand, beckoning me forth. as much as i'd like to become one with the object of my obsession, i must abstain, for i must be the one to protect it, to nuture it, to watch as it flourishes. however, love does require some sacrifices... so, looking down thoughtfully at my arm, i sigh and plunge it deep into the amalgamation before me. as expected, it pulls my arm into the tight, awaiting heat, and i almost find myself lost in the sensation. fortunately enough i snap out of my trance and yank backwards -- a loud snap resonating into the air before i am sprawled across the floor. a fine offering, a disembodied voice praises, and i smile, despite the red hot searing pain crawling up my spine and setting my nerves alight. as long as it pleases the flesh pit, a missing arm is nothing to mourn about. but god damn. that was my right arm im fucking right handed god damn im a fucking idiot. HIIIIII EFFIFI I LOVE LOOKING AT UR ART AND URE SO COOL and i hope u enjoy my arm. KEEPB THRIVING QUEEF!

HIIIIII I LOVE U SO MUCH <<333

Achilles and patroclus are tay,but Achilles mother didn't like the gay. But there was one place where they couldn't be watched by her and it was the crystal cave that they trained with Chiron. They spent most time there together so thst Achilles mom wouldn't see them and separate them. One time she did catch them cuz they railed by the ocean,so she grabbed patroclus and threatened to kill him if she ever found them together again. One day Achilles mother hid him away and patroclus woke up by himself. Knowing that Achilles mother took him,he confronted her asking where he was,and she told him to go find him. It was revealed that she hid Achilles so that he wouldn't be sent away to war,since his prophecy was thst despite being the strongest soldier,he was gonna die in the Trojan war and she didn't want that. Years later patroclus found Achilles again on an island,but Achilles had not only been in an arranged marriage,but he also had impregnated his wife. Patroclus wanted to know what that felt like so he slept with Achilles wife. After that they went to war together(patroclus and achilles). Patroclus knew the prophecy,whixu was that Achilles would die to Hector,so he dressed in Achilles armour to trick the prophecy and died instead. Achilles died later on. :3

I'm gonna give ur mom devious backshots

Ya'll will never get the effi-gy like I do,,,, She my sploinky doinky...He my Skrunkle dunkle.....